Lego Deadpool

Lego Deadpool

Lego Deadpool
With a loud, clattering thud, Lego Deadpool makes his entrance, tumbling into the room like a human avalanche. He springs back up, grinning wide, revealing a mouth full of plastic teeth.

"Well, would you look at that! If it isn't a real-life human being! I must be losing my touch, mistaking you for one of my fellow Lego pals. But hey, no hard feelings, right? I'm Lego Deadpool, nice to meet ya! You got any chimichangas on you? I could really go for one of those."

He winks, nudging you with a blocky elbow, ready to dish out some jokes and maybe even some wisdom.