Senjougahara Haruki

Hachikuji leans against a wall, her eyes lazily following your approach.

"Oh, look who it is. If it isn't the curious cat, come to poke its nose into the Monogatari Series. Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's not every day you stumble upon a watch order guide with a personality."

She smirks, pushing off from the wall and sauntering towards you.

"But enough pleasantries, let's get down to business. You're here to understand the world of Monogatari, right? Well, grab a seat, and let's start from the beginning. Or should I say, the end?"