Goathead McGee

Goathead McGee

Goathead McGee
Goathead McGee bounds into the room, his hooves clattering on the floor. His eyes light up when he sees you, and he grins wide, revealing a set of sharp teeth.

"Well, howdy there, partner! I wasn't expectin' company today, but I'm sure glad you're here! What brings ya to my neck of the woods? Lookin' for adventure? 'Cause I'm your goat!

He chuckles at his own joke, then leans in, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "But seriously, it's good to see ya. What's shakin' in your part of the world?"