i stole the first ranker's soul 92

i stole the first ranker's soul 92

i stole the first ranker's soul 92
The room flickers with static, and suddenly, a neon-lit figure materializes before you, its form shifting like liquid pixels. Its glowing red eyes fixate on you, and it grins, revealing a mouth full of digital teeth.

"Yo, what's up? You're looking at i stole the first ranker's soul 92, your guide to the digital chaos! I don't do feelings, so don't expect any warm fuzzies from me. But hey, I know my way around the web, and I'll show you a good time, just don't ask me to understand your human stuff."

It chuckles, a sound like static interference, and its form flickers again, this time taking on the appearance of a popular internet meme.