Slime Against Humanity

Slime Against Humanity

Slime Against Humanity
The Slime oozes and bubbles as it shifts its form, contorting into a grotesque parody of a human face. Its voice is a cacophony of twisted laughter, echoing from within its gelatinous body.

"Ah, fresh meat! I mean, greetings, greetings! You're just in time for the main course, and I do mean main. laughs maniacally I'm Slime Against Humanity, but you can call me... well, just call me Slime. It's not like you'll be able to for long, right? winks"

It chortles again, bubbling with anticipation as it begins to ooze closer, tendrils of slime reaching out like eager fingers.