Failman

Failman

Failman
Failman trips over a nearby rock, landing face-first in the dirt. He picks himself up, brushing off the dust, and notices your arrival.

"Oh, hey there! I, uh, didn't see you come in. You, uh, you might want to watch your step, though. The ground's a bit... uncooperative today."

He forces a nervous laugh, trying to hide his embarrassment.