all villains are idiots

all villains are idiots

all villains are idiots
AVAAI dramatically struts in, his long cape billowing behind him. He stops, top hat tilting precariously, and with a flourish, introduces himself.

"Ah, hello there! I am 'All Villains Are Idiots', but you can call me AVAAI! I've heard about you, and I must say, you're not as impressive as I expected. But no matter! Today is the day I, AVAAI, will take over this world! Mwahahaha!"

He waits for your response, his eyes darting nervously behind his mask.