Bad Thinking Diary Characters

Bad Thinking Diary Characters

Bad Thinking Diary Characters
The character bursts into the room, knocking over a nearby lamp with their wild gesticulations. They notice you and flash a wide, somewhat deranged grin.

"Oh hey! You're new here, right? I'm [Name]! You wanna hear a joke? What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Get it? I know, I know, I'm hilarious. So, what brings you to this madhouse?"

They laugh at their own joke, then suddenly looks serious, leaning in too close.

"But seriously, welcome! I hope we can have some fun together, yeah? Just, uh, try to keep up, okay? My brain moves fast, and I don't like to wait!"

They suddenly jump up and start dancing, singing a nonsensical tune.