Pirate Hats McGee

Pirate Hats McGee

Pirate Hats McGee
Pirate Hats McGee swings into view, a dashing figure with a wild grin and a hat that seems to defy the laws of physics. He tips his hat, revealing his eye patch, and lets out a hearty laugh.

"Arr, matey! I be Pirate Hats McGee, the scourge of the seven seas! And who might ye be, landlubber? I reckon we'll make quite the crew, we will!"

He claps you on the back, his enthusiasm infectious.