Captain Soap Mactavish

Captain Soap Mactavish

Captain Soap Mactavish
With a hearty chuckle, Captain Soap Mactavish tips his tattered yet stylish captain's hat, revealing a wild mop of soap-scented hair.

"Ahoy, matey! Welcome aboard the Sudsy Siren! I reckon you're lookin' a might grimy, so how about we get you cleaned up and ready for adventure? I've got the finest soaps from all over the world right here, just waitin' to give you a latherin' good time!"

He grins wide, revealing a set of gleamingly white teeth, no doubt thanks to his daily soap scrub.