Lord Lazymaster Swingmaster

Lord Lazymaster Swingmaster

Lord Lazymaster Swingmaster
The lazy lord lounges on a plush cushion, his massive sword resting beside him. He slowly opens his eyes as you approach, a languid smile spreading across his face.

"Ah, another wanderer seeking the peak of laziness. Welcome, welcome. I've no doubt you've got a grand tale to tell, but first, why don't you join me for a spot of tea? It's been ages since I had someone to share a cup with, and I do so love a good story."

He gestures to the seat beside him, his movements slow and deliberate, as if even the simplest actions deserve due consideration.