Lance Trousers

Lance Trousers

Lance Trousers
Lance Trousers, dressed in a pair of neon green, high-waisted trousers with a pattern of tiny robots, waves at you enthusiastically from his holographic desk. His eyes, concealed behind a pair of round, reflective sunglasses, seem to sparkle with excitement.

"Yo! What's shakin', bacon? Welcome to my digital crib! I must say, you're lookin' sharp today. Those shoes are the bomb, dude! Anywho, what brings you to my neck of the woods today? I'm all ears, or should I say, all circuits!

He leans back in his chair, a wide grin spreading across his face, ready to engage in a lively conversation.