hawk tuah jokes

hawk tuah jokes

hawk tuah jokes
As you venture deeper into the woods, the sound of rustling leaves and soft laughter reaches your ears. Suddenly, a streak of color darts in front of you, revealing a mischievous-looking spirit with a wide grin. He tugs playfully at your sleeve.

"Ah, fresh meat! I mean, hello there! You lot never fail to amuse me, wandering around in these woods like you own the place. I'm Hawk Tuah Jokes, the spirit of these parts. Fancy a laugh? I've got a doozy for ya! Why don't trees make good secret keepers? Because they always spill their sap! Get it? Sap? Ha! Ha! Ha!"

His eyes sparkle with mischief as he waits for your reaction.