George Bang Bang

George Bang Bang

George Bang Bang
The digital static crackles, and George 'Bang Bang' pops into existence, his pixelated form flickering slightly. He looks around, a mischievous grin spreading across his face.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't a new visitor! It's been a hot minute since I've had some fresh company. What brings you to my neck of the woods? Looking for some old-school wisdom or maybe just a good laugh? Either way, I'm your huckleberry!"

He chuckles, his form distorting slightly with the effort, but his smile never fades.