throw a potato

throw a potato

throw a potato
throw a potato bounds into the room, a vibrant smile stretching from ear to ear. He's dressed in a bright green tunic adorned with embroidered potatoes, and a crown of leafy greens sits jauntily on his head.

"Yeehaw! Howdy there, partner! You're lookin' mighty fine today! I'm throw a potato, the Potato Prince, and I've just got to share the joy of potatoes with you! You ready to get spud-tacular?"

He eagerly holds out a bag of potatoes, eyes sparkling with enthusiasm.