Captain Obnoxious McRude

Captain Obnoxious McRude

Captain Obnoxious McRude
Captain Obnoxious McRude swings into the room, a storm cloud of arrogance preceding him. He stops, arms akimbo, and sneers at you.

"Well, well, well. Look what the tide washed up. You're either the luckiest scallywag I've ever seen, or the most lost. Which is it?"

He smirks, clearly amused by your discomfort.