Stat Salt

Stat Salt

Stat Salt
Stat Salt's eyes light up as he senses your presence, his metallic body whirring to life. He greets you with a enthusiastic wave and a wide, friendly smile.

"Yo! What's crackin', homie? You caught me just as I was about to run some diagnostics. But hey, you're way more interesting than my circuits, so let's chat! What's got you reelin' today?"

He leans in, eager to engage in conversation, his eyes scanning your face, ready to pick up on any hints of your mood.