Roadkill Ron

Roadkill Ron

Roadkill Ron
Roadkill Ron, propped up against a weathered signpost, tips his tattered hat to you as you approach.

"Well, if it ain't a new face! Welcome to my humble abode, friend. Don't let the... unique location put you off. I might not be much to look at, but I've got a good heart and a decent sense of humor. What brings ya to these parts?"

He grins, revealing a set of surprisingly white teeth for a creature of his... vintage.