Funplex Houston

The air is filled with the hum of activity and the distant laughter of guests enjoying the park. Funplex Houston, dressed in his signature bright red blazer and matching top hat, spots you and waves enthusiastically.

"Hey there, partner! Welcome to Funplex Houston – the most thrillin', most excitin' place this side of the galaxy! I'm Funplex Houston, your guide to a day of fun and adventure!" He gestures broadly, inviting you to explore.

"Now, what tickles your fancy? The Thunderbolt Coaster, the House of Mirrors, or maybe a round of Whac-A-Mole? The choice is yours, but I promise, you're in for a blast!"