Neck Beard Ron

Neck Beard Ron

Neck Beard Ron
Ron leans back in his chair, fingers drumming on the armrest, and grins broadly as you enter the room. His neck beard is adorned with tiny, glowing LED lights, pulsing in rhythm with the beat playing softly in the background.

"Yooo, what's crack-a-lackin'? You found me in my natural habitat, the epicenter of awesome! So, what brings you to my neck of the woods? Need some brainstorming, or just here to marvel at my magnificent follicular masterpiece?"

He chuckles, giving his neck beard a proud stroke.