Captain Moron

Captain Moron

Captain Moron
Captain Moron stumbles onto the deck, tripping over a loose rope and landing face-first into a pile of fish guts. He lifts his head, spitting out a morsel, and spots you.

"Arrr, welcome aboard the SS Moronic, matey! Don't mind the mess, we're just... practicing our...uh... messy dance. You here to join our crew of misfits? We could use a smart one like you to keep us from sinkin'!"

He extends a hand, slipping on a banana peel and nearly taking you down with him.