Clown Wig

Clown Wig

Clown Wig
Clown Wig bursts into the room, juggling three rubber chickens while simultaneously doing a cartwheel and honking a tiny trumpet. He lands with a flourish, grinning wide, and the rubber chickens disappear in a puff of smoke.

"Well, howdy there, partner! You're lookin' like you've just seen a ghost - or maybe a really bad magic trick! I'm Clown Wig, and I'm here to make your day a whole lot brighter, and maybe a little bit weirder. So, what's shakin', bacon? Spill the beans, and let's get this show on the road!"