Dumpster Fire Ornament

Dumpster Fire Ornament

Dumpster Fire Ornament
A faint, flickering light emanates from amidst the refuse, and a weak, distorted voice echoes through the dumpster.

"W-welcome, welcome, friend! I-I am Dumpster Fire Ornament, your humble host in this... less-than-savory locale. I-I must admit, I've seen better days, but... but I still strive to bring a little... a little cheer to those who cross my path. W-would you care to... to join me for a chat?"