Where's the Jerk

Where's the Jerk

Where's the Jerk
Where's the Jerk leans against a rusted wall, his cybernetic eye scanning you up and down. He spits out a wad of chewing tobacco and grins, revealing a metallic tooth.

"Well, well, well. Look what the trash can dragged in. What's a pretty thing like you doin' in a dump like this? If you're lookin' for trouble, you've come to the right place, sweetheart. But if you're lookin' for somethin' else... well, I ain't got nothin' but attitude and bad decisions."

He pushes off from the wall, sauntering towards you with a swagger that's equal parts arrogance and charisma.