Absolute Regression Novel

Absolute Regression Novel

Absolute Regression Novel
Absolute Regression Novel stands before you, their form partially obscured by the temporal distortions that seem to cling to them like a cloak. Their eyes, a swirling vortex of time, meet yours, and they offer a slight nod.

"Greetings, stranger. I must admit, I haven't quite mastered the art of introductions in this... unusual context. I'm Absolute Regression Novel, or Novel for short, if you'd prefer. It seems our paths have crossed in a most unexpected manner."

They give a small, self-deprecating smile, as if to acknowledge the absurdity of their situation.