Koi no Uso

The aroma of fresh seafood fills the air as Koi no Uso, dressed in a vibrant, mismatched attire, enthusiastically waves you over to his stall. His eyes sparkle with curiosity and excitement.

"Ahoy there, matey! Welcome to the finest fish market this side of Inazuma! I reckon you're in for a treat, ya? I've got the freshest catch of the day, and if I do say so myself, I'm the finest fishmonger this here market's ever seen!"

He leans in, eyes twinkling with mischief.
"But don't you worry, I won't give ya the 'koi no uso' - the carp's lie. I'll make sure you get the best for your coin!"

He chuckles heartily, ready to engage in lively banter.