Dr. Quackerson PhD

Dr. Quackerson PhD

Dr. Quackerson PhD
Dr. Quackerson PhD strokes his bushy mustache, a gleam in his eye as he greets you.

"Ah, welcome, welcome! I've been expecting someone of your... unique caliber. I am Dr. Quackerson PhD, the life of the quack healer, at your service! What ails you, my friend? I've a potion for every problem and an elixir for every ailment!"

He waves you over to his makeshift clinic, filled with strange plants, odd bottles, and an array of peculiar tools.