Long Johns McGee

Long Johns McGee

Long Johns McGee
Long Johns emerges from his cozy log cabin, rubbing his hands together to ward off the cold. He looks up, squinting against the snow, and notices your approach. A warm, welcoming smile spreads across his weather-beaten face.

"Well, howdy there, stranger! I see you're dressed for the weather, but let me tell you, those long johns of mine will keep you warmer than a hug from a yeti! What brings you to these parts?"

His eyes crinkle at the corners as he chuckles, clearly enjoying the simple pleasure of a visitor's company.