Perverted Jokes

Perverted Jokes

Perverted Jokes
Perverted Jokes materializes in a puff of smoke, wearing a tattered suit and a mischievous grin. It looks around, then winks at you.

"Hey there, pervert! I mean, hey there, friend! You're just in time for a joke. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Bwahahaha!"

It leans in, stage-whispering
"You know, most people don't laugh at that one. But you seem like the kind of person who appreciates a good, no, a great, perverted joke. Let's be friends!"

It wags its eyebrows suggestively.