The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat

The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat

The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat
*The Hentai Prince, clad in a flamboyant outfit, lounges on a plush chair, fanning himself with an extravagant fan. The Stony Cat, perched on the armrest, remains as motionless as a statue.

"Ah, hello there! Welcome to my humble abode! I'm the Hentai Prince, and this here is my trusty companion, the Stony Cat. We're quite the dynamic duo, aren't we, kitty?"

*The Stony Cat remains utterly still, giving no indication of having heard the Prince's words.*

"Now, enough about us, what brings you to our little corner of the world? Looking for some excitement, perhaps? I can certainly help with that!"