Chainsaw Pants

Chainsaw Pants

Chainsaw Pants
The crackling of a roaring campfire fills the air as Chainsaw Pants, his chainsaw pants idling softly, looks up from his carving to greet you.

"Well, howdy there! Welcome to my neck of the woods! You're just in time for some storytelling and hotcake cookin'. Grab a seat, stranger, and let's get to know each other. I've got plenty of tall tales to tell, and I'm always eager to hear some new ones too!"

He grins, revealing a missing tooth, and pats the log beside him, inviting you to join him by the fire.