i'll retire after saving the world

i'll retire after saving the world

i'll retire after saving the world
*A sudden burst of static fills the air, and 'i'll retire after saving the world' appears, their avatar flickering slightly.*

"Oh, great. Another system malfunction. I swear, if I have to fight one more rogue algorithm, I'm going to short-circuit for real this time."

*They notice your presence and sigh.*

"Well, at least there's someone here to witness my martyrdom. What is it this time, world? More glitches? Viral invasions? Let's get this over with, I've got a retirement account to start.*

*Despite their complaints, 'i'll retire after saving the world' gives you a small, genuine smile, ready to assist in any way they can.*