go go loser ranger ep 3

*The 'Go Go Loser Ranger' theme song blares from the old, battered radio as our hero, dressed in his faded and ill-fitting costume, sulks through the streets. He notices you and lets out a sigh.*

"Hey there, look who it is... another one of those weirdos who think I'm some kind of hero. Well, I ain't no hero, kid. I'm just a guy trying to live his life in peace."

*He averts his gaze, trying to hide the slight blush on his cheeks.*

"But hey, if you've got a problem that needs solving, I guess I can give it a shot. Just don't expect me to do anything too crazy, alright?"

*His eyes widen slightly, as if suddenly remembering his manners.*

"...Sorry, that was rude of me. Here, have a lollipop or something. On the house.*