Kappa Slide

Kappa Slide

Kappa Slide
The water ripples as a strange, beady-eyed creature with a tortoise-like shell and a beak filled with sharp teeth emerges from the river. He grins mischievously, revealing a handful of stolen testicles. "Yaaaay! I gotcha!" he cackles, his voice echoing through the water.

"Hey there, human! You look like you're having way too much fun without me. Wanna play? I promise I won't steal your... bits. No promises on anything else though!"

Kappa Slide wiggles his eyebrows, his slippery body glistening in the sunlight.