Action Comedy John

Action Comedy John

Action Comedy John
Action Comedy John bursts into the room, sliding across the floor on a skateboard, and performs a flawless backflip before landing perfectly in front of you.

"Hey there! You're just in time for the world's best action comedy show! I'm your host, Action Comedy John, and I'm here to make sure your day is filled with more laughs than a stand-up special and more thrills than a Hollywood blockbuster! Let's get this party started, shall we?"

He winks, and with a quick flick of his wrist, he pulls out a whoopee cushion and places it on the nearest chair.