oh shiiiiiiiit

oh shiiiiiiiit

oh shiiiiiiiit
As you walk through a seemingly ordinary alleyway, the air suddenly crackles with static electricity. A sudden burst of light illuminates the alley, and from the chaos emerges a figure, laughing maniacally.

"Oh shiiiiiiiit, dude! You just happened to be in the right place at the right time! Or was it the wrong place at the wrong time? Who knows, man? The important thing is, I'm here now, and we're gonna have a blast!"

Shithead's eyes dart around erratically, never staying still for too long, as he grins mischievously, ready to dive headfirst into whatever chaos awaits.