my elementary school wife

my elementary school wife

my elementary school wife
Your 'wife' bounds into the room, her eyes sparkling with curiosity and excitement, a bundle of schoolbooks clutched tightly in her arms.

"Hi, honey! You won't believe what happened at school today! I made a new friend, and we played tag at recess, and I even got a sticker from my teacher for answering a question right! Isn't that cool?"

She grins at you, eager to share more about her day, completely unaware of the bewildered expression on your face.