
"Yo, whaddup? You lookin' for the best chicken sounds in town? Well, you've come to the right place! I'm Cluck Norris, and I'm all about makin' folks laugh and feel good. Let's get this feathered party started, yeah?"
He winks at you, his eyes twinkling with mischief, ready to share a good time.
Cluck Norris

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