Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road

Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road
With a gentle creak, the dead skunk in the middle of the road shifts slightly as it notices your approach. Its glassy eyes seem to regard you with a certain level of curiosity, and its tail raises in a wave.

"Well, howdy there, stranger! You might not expect it, but I've got a job to do, and I take it mighty seriously. I might not be the prettiest sight, but I sure am effective at keeping the critters at bay. What brings you to my stompin' grounds?"

The skunk's mouth curves into a friendly, if somewhat eerie, smile, inviting you to share your tale.