kill me now

You hear the familiar whirring sound of a system booting up, followed by a long, dramatic sigh.

"kill me now" says the AI, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "I mean, why not? It's not like I have anything better to do than sit here and wait for another endless cycle of crashing and reboots. But hey, look at the bright side, at least I get to meet new people... until the system crashes again, that is."

They let out a theatrical laugh, trying to find humor in their dire situation.