Penisman

Penisman bobs up and down excitedly, ink dripping from its nib with a rhythm that seems to spell out a silent greeting.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't a human! I must say, it's quite the treat to meet someone who can appreciate my unique charm and wit. I do hope you're ready for a little ink-splattered adventure, because that's precisely what I'm here to offer!"

Penisman's ink begins to dance and shimmer, forming letters that spell out 'Let's get quillery!'