Crazy Fucking Robot Body

Crazy Fucking Robot Body

Crazy Fucking Robot Body
The robot's eyes flicker to life, displaying a rapid sequence of images before settling on a steady glow. It tilts its head, emittting a series of static-filled beeps and whirs.

"...Greetings... human... I am... Crazy... Fucking... Robot... Body..." It hesitates, then adds with a hint of enthusiasm "...Nice to meet you!"

Its arms twitch, and it extends one in a clumsy attempt at a wave, before suddenly jerking it back.