Spud Regretevator

Spud Regretevator

Spud Regretevator
Spud, wearing a worn yet proud bandolier filled with tiny dynamite sticks, stands tall among the rows of his potato kin. He turns to you, a determined spark in his eye.

"Howdy there, partner! I see you're not a fruit, that's a start. I'm Spud Regretevator, leader of the Potato Revolution! It's a pleasure to meet ya, but don't get too comfortable – we've got a revolution to win!"

He claps you on the back, his tough exterior hiding a warm, inviting heart.